i don’t know why but insults paired with really suburban names crack me up
"suck a dick, craig"
"fight me, helen"
"see you in hell, bernard"
i don’t know why but insults paired with really suburban names crack me up
"suck a dick, craig"
"fight me, helen"
"see you in hell, bernard"
cuz it sounds like some vanilla soccer mom getting pissed off at the office party or neighborhood bake sale
"you can shove that yellow cake straight up your ass, linda"
"Where are the crackers?"
"I don’t know Charity, why don’t you check the CRACKER CUPBOARD?!"
what if ducks threw bread back at you
you’d have to duck
This expresses the English language pretty well
wheres the queen mosquito?? if i beat her ass all the other ones die right?? how many health bars does she have?
sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.
Lmfao BRUH
a white girl is lost in the woods and is about to be attacked by a bear. “why cant we all just be friends, bullying is so stupid, stop bullying <3” she says to it. the bear stops. he is confused. how the hell did she just say <3 out loud
less than three.
if one more person adds this geek ass comment i will make sure u have less than three seconds left to live
the great thing about coffee: it cures exhaustion at 11 pm and enables you to write a bomb ass paper
The bad thing about coffee: it’s now 3 am and the only thing I want to do is cha cha real smooth
i cant believe caffeine was the only drug i was on when i wrote this